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Tom Green
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MC Face Goin Solo
Aight yo. Fuck this shit yo. I don't need no fucking music. No Fuckin Tom Green fuckin drum beats and shit like that yo Its like Tom Green thinks he's all like fuckin that With his fuckin dinky rink little fuckin beats an shit. Yo I don't need no mother fuckin music. I just fuckin go off on the fuckin acapella tip you know what im sayin. Check This Out! I rock microphones without a doubt. I don't need no Tom Green wimpy beat. I rock the microphone and make you all freak. Freak frack frack frick frick fruck fuck. I got the girls on my jock cause im Face. I in da place and I am no Disgrace. No Disgrace! No fucking disgrace. I be making so much fucking sound with my mouth. you fuckin running from the place. That's right don't need no fuckin wimpy beats Boom boom ba ka ka boom boom bu ka. Don't need none of that shit because im so fuckin hardcore Fucking shit commin out my mouth so fuckin hard. I be soundin fucking super When Tom Green is in the fuckin place Im fuckin not duper Im just El Debarge I get fuckin large My fuckin eyes bulge out of my fuckin face. It's the fuckin face in the place. It's the fuckin face in the place. Tom Green tried to make a fuckin beat for me but the beat's wack Glen Humplink is the fucking mac Derek Harvey is the pedophile snack Edgar J Roo is the fuckin girly pack pack pack puck pluh plah plah pbah Cigarettes I like smoking cigarettes I don't care about getting cancer I am the superist dancer Listen to me dance. Dancin I am the machine I had a wet dream thinking of my spleen I don't know what that mean I walked down the street in a pair of blue jeans Ggh Dream gleam bleam bleam Chew che ch ch Chewing Gum Tom I don't need your fuckin beats man. Chewing gum is tasty Its really fucking tasty I like the strawberry And the raspberry I don't I like the cherry I like all the different kinds of berry Gum is the tastiest kind of candy When I was young it was really dandy. It would come in handy if I had to Patch up a hole in a canoe I'd just get a bunch of fuckin gum and this is what I'd do I'd fill it in the hole! And mother fuckers would say you sinkin Nah not with my type of thinking Got a pack of watermelon bubblicious and its stinkin And I put it in the fuckin crack What you think of that Im not going down gonna fish till the sun go down Then I'll just stroll back home fuckin eating bubblicious Iike its fuckin so delicious So nutrioutuous So freak-a-fuckinlicious So freak-a-fuckin dippy dishes. Doing fucking laundry, never fucking dishes Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Fuckin turkey fuckin bone breakin Getting fuckin wishes Stuff, I don't need no fuckin beat don't need no fuckin music I'll I need is a fucking microphone so watch me do this. Yo Im wearin a fuckin gray sweatshirt That I bought at the gap for 58 fuckin dollars That's right, and its so fuckin cool to wear it. Its all warm and stuff and when I put it on and zip it up. Its all warm look look im gonna zip it up. D Yo DJ! That's right DJ Gap That right what ya think of fuckin that. Tom Green ya beats are so wack. I got a zipper that makes you sound like a fuckin Jack Off, Jack Off You sound like a Jack Off But I sound like Barry fuckin White compared to you. Glen Humplink you can screw yourself. Derek Harvey I saw you in the fucking underwear catalogue To see those fucking eatons and shit fuckin USA Fuckin Bloomingdale shit. Don't hear of Never Corn Corn on the cob, So delicious. Saw a girl on the internet, piece of corn it was gross. She wasn't eating it. People were saying oh my god I can't believe that, Holy Shit, Don't download that. People ran over to my brother and they said What the fuck are you doing with that picture. And I said and then my mom came into the room and she said. Holy shit that's my fucking nephew and shit We'd never seen him do that before and Remember the time we went to the fucking barbeque last summer, And we were having corn and shit and it was disgusting and We thought it tasted funny at the time and All these people came over and they started crying and The dogs the dog came in and he smelled the carpets And everybody said 'Why is the dog smelling the carpet?' And then we realized there was a big fuckin piece of chicken. Jsssg GGG Ggguh Birds third, birds came over and sold me a monopoly board With all like different street names but it was like Bought in fucking Nicaragua so it was all Spanish streets that we never heard of and shit And we didn't realize that the parker brothers had such a fuckin worldwide reach and shit And everybody said 'Holy Shit!, Holy Shit!' You got fuckin Santa Maria avenue that will be a nickel. And I couldn't fucking believe it, And everybody came over and started fondling their genitals. And I said 'Don't touch that, Its rude, its Christmas. Don't touch that part of your body. No. you disgusting disgusting man. Don't touch yourself there Maybe your you're just stupid or something Maybe you're just stupid. Aaaahhh. Aaaaaah my CD sucks, Ahhh my fucking CD Sucks I'm just realizing it now. Oh my god, I'm so fucking embarrassed. People are gonna listen to this shit and they are going to say. Who the fuck wasted their fucking money putting out this piece of fucking garbage. Holy Shit Holy Shit 5 years from now someone's gonna play this shit to me And they are gonna fuckin laugh and me and they are gonna say Holy fuck, you stupid fucking loser. You stupid stupid fucking loser what were you thinking. (Coughing) Oh my god Im dying, Ive kille myself, Ive fucking killed myself. I'm, getting outta here. I'm leaving the studio.
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