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Schaffer the Darklord
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The Rhyme of Lord Nordak
Once upon a time before dinosaurs comes a true story, the part of the planet that's now known as Norway, a peace-loving giant, well known in the region, They called him Lord Nordak, the twelve foot Norwegian.
Now Nordak he'd been a warlord back before but the war had made Nordak a warrior no more he was strictly victorious in saving the land A prayer he became in the heart of each man
Now Nordak knew that he had been in their plans But he knew that people could not understand. So when came the hour he turned on the power, Marched out to the mountains to lounge and grow flowers
Each Morning Nordak would rise and go forage check out in the forest, the place of his origin, a million millennia before dinosaurs and looked kinda like Oregon but more enormous and this is where he grew the food that he could and smoked magical bushes from hollow redwoods He bathed out in lakes and slept under stars Kept dragons as pets and kept thoughts after Mars
Lord Nordak lived his life in nothing but peace but life down in the valley was different indeed The once unified people had begun bickering Flame on the candle, like peace had been flickering and again they split off into two separate factions and used their different set of soldiers for action A war in the land we'll know once again the deathly felt ?? soldier ??
and the elders from when the people had been one declared that something urgent had to be done 'Send for lord Nordak, he fought these before with his help we elders shall win the war'
So they gathered their sons and their daughters and armed them and sent them to find Nordak, off they all sought him, they climbed up the mountain and jumped crossed lakes and slaughtered his eight-legged off super stakes they took their ten days -so they took some wrong turns- but they found Lord Nordak in woods full of ferns
The offspring of elders awoke him and spoke and they told him of how the great peace had been broken and enamored that he join them to return the order they'd be victorious, Nordak just snorted and sucked the hill bush that he would smoke; extinguished it quickly and exhaled and he spoke 'if you keep fighting then no one will win If i help you succeed, it will just start again the victor says greed and then fights to get more! Nordak wants nothing to do with your war!'
but the offspring of elders, shocked by what they heard, grew angry at Nordak's soft spoken words, they all drew their swords, held them high in the sky and cried, 'Nordak you will join us or you will die!'
Now, Lord Nordak is often the gentlest of beasts but these words displeased to say the very least, he rose to his feet and stepped into the packs and held high above, his immense battleaxe! 'Nordak will not go so in as declared!' and the offspring of elders went running off scared but they didn't run far, just off out of sight and waited for Nordak to bed for the night
then they crept out without making a noise and dusted the bush of his with magic poison and off they did dash and wait until next morning and rise again when they heard Nordak stop snoring
and watch as he had his first smoke of the day the bush with the poison Lord Nordak puffed away immediately he fell under its spell his muscles all froze and lord Nordak fell
the offspring of elders all appeared in cackles and tied up the comatose Nordak in shackles and caged him, they planned to enslave him and take him out to the front lines where war was raging Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
the elders were pleased as they shook their long beards and said 'Nordak's on our side, we'll show them to fear' and grinning smugly they waited in their castle while thousands and thousands died down in the battle
and all of the leaders of the other tribes were up in their castles watching from inside as they whined to the hollowed out skulls of their soldiers into much longer into much golder
well far out beyond there no doubt in the battlefield feel bodies of men and shrapnel of shattered steel littered the land bleed through the ground arrows went whizzing past, soldiers went down
rats eat from bodies riddled with holes men were beheaded, impaled upon poles
one thing the elders agreed was this war was far more horrible than the one long before
but they knew they would win it on this very night as they signaled to send Nordak out to the fight the soldiers rolled out the cage in which they kept him and laughed as they ?? weapon
and sprinkled some anti-magic dust inside then unlocked his chains and all stepped aside and Nordak awoke and he stood and he stretched a bit dizzy he still felt the poisons effects
all of the soldiers were still in their places as fear and befuddlement showed on their faces they stared at lord Nordak afraid and confused they saw as he came to he wasn't amused never the less they attacked all the harder then and Nordak in-facing just frowned down on all of them
felt as their arrows broke at his knees, Lord Nordak's going back to the trees
the soldiers kept fighting thought Nordak was hiding in fact what he was doing was just deciding to finally put an end to all this war and he crept to the outskirts as it began pouring
then found out each castle where each leader slept then into each palace he quietly crept he captured each leader before they could run plucked off their heads, every last one
the elders, the offspring of elders were gone and Nordak crept out as the war carried on he ran from each village, and into each home and gathered the families, the sick, the alone
the kids, the elderly, and all of their animals rushed them all past the soldiers and their battles full up to the mountain his peaceful oasis and wept as he saw the joy on their faces
he offered them blankets and bread, soup and wine, with medicines to help the injured feel fine and they watched down below the last hours of killing cause a war with no leaders becomes just silly
all rose with dawn smoke ? gone they vowed and then vowed to never be so reckless and Nordak awoke and said, 'let's make me breakfast' they took and they ate and they drank and they sung and smoked from the bushes when they all were done
and they all lived in peace for the rest of their days living their lives in the finest of ways in the earths core Nordak buried his hatchets which is why to this day Earth still has gravity then came the comets, then dinosaurs and then more comets and then ascended more wars the end
- Special thanks to īarrin for correcting the lyric.
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