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The Two Man Gentlemen Band
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Hey, Officer!
One-two-three-four Let me tell you all a story 'bout my run-in with the law I was once picked up for rowdiness Outside my favorite bar. But before they could arrest me and ruin my good name I said, 'C'mere kind policeman, and hear what I've to say.' I said, 'Hey officer! Can I make you an offer, sir? I'll sing a love song dedicated to you! Anyone can tell you discharge your duties well so how bout I discharge a number dedicated to you? Oh, I'll do a little dance right here on the sidewalk Take your night stick in my hand and show you how a pistol's cocked So be a sport, you can put it in your report That I sang a love song dedicated to you! What's that, you say? This won't do? Would you prefer a little blues? Ooooh, oh oh oh ohhhh Oh... ohhhohohhhhhooooooh Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Oh... Oh... Oho Hey officer! Did you like my offer, sir? When I sang a love song dedicated to you? Don't tell me no! I saw you tappin' your toes when I sang a love song dedicated to you! Oh I did-did-did a little dance no woman can resist I know you're a sucker for romanc-take these handcuffs offa my wrist Hey officer! Uhh, why are you still putting me in the car, officer? Didn't you like it when I sang a love song dedicated to you-u? (Alright.) I mean. (come on now) what do you mean we're going downtown? I live uptown (Let's go.don't make me.) Tell what to the judge? Oh, he likes music? Oh, la-de-yah-de-dah (...put the banjo down.)dah-de-dah-do-do Zah-dah-da-maybe I'll play my fiddle for him for a little bit za-da-da-doh?(Very nice, that's very cute, I'm not amused. It's time to go.) .Oh, how'd you like that officer?(.you're coming with me.) ...put that. just put that (come on)Just-alright, buddy) jes-please-y'(get in the car) Jes-don'-OH!-Well, ya don't have to hit me! Y'know, I'm just tryin' ta- (Don't make me use force on you.) Hhhhey officer! La-dah-dah-dah-(Come on. We're going downtown.)-dah de-dee-dah-(Here we go.)-woahh
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